Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse 1881 – 1975
One of the causes, by the way, of the apparent lack, at the present time, of great men lies in the poverty of the contemporary male coiffure. Rich in whiskers, beards, and leonine manes, the great Victorians never failed to look the part, nowadays it is impossible to know a great man when you see one.
Aldous Huxley 1986 – 1963